Adult Articles: FIRST TIME AUDITIONS listening to your husband's voice on the tape... it sounds like you WILL do anything... at least frig yourself off fantasizing about it... that little thing coming up here in a few minutes on the tape about the football team... WOW... can you imagine if I took a copy of this tape and played it for them in their locker room... can you imagine the looks you'd get in the hallways in school after that... you'd have to go halfway around the world if you ever wanted to teach again!"